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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Don't you think Israel is and always has been the biggest obstacle to peace in the Middle East?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are some tips for keeping a durag on for a longer period of time?

Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No go.

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

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Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do some men want to have anal sex with women?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

It seems that I am cursed with bad luck. How do I break such a curse?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Eum labore eaque vel aspernatur magnam modi rem.

share office space ...

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

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